Black Swan: Pink Fairy Cake Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯1/2

This critically acclaimed film is such a churning stew of genres – supernatural slasher, rite of passage psychodrama, erotic thriller, ballet-Red Shoes wannabe – it’s enough to turn your stomach over, which is what happens Natalie Portman’s Nina on a regular bulimic basis as she struggles to her keep her rail-thin dancer’s body.

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The Woman in Gold: Vienna Schnitzel Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

Don’t listen to the critics on this one, the ones who try to dismiss Woman in Gold as a somewhat boring lesson in art history. Perhaps the story of an elderly Jewish woman trying to retrieve a famous painting stolen by the Nazis isn’t edgy enough for them. Or maybe they just resent having to take time away from watching YouTube cat videos.

 

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Texas Antique β€œWeekend”: Bud's Buttermilk Pie Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

Texas Antique β€œWeekend”: Bud's Buttermilk Pie Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

The little town of Round Top, Texas, halfway between Houston and Austin, hosts a Country Antiques Show. Its roadside grasslands are piled high in French enamel, stained glass, old time buggies, grandfather clocks, wooden grain buckets and benches, or Chinese wedding baskets painted a festive red, to name but a few of the treasures for sale.

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The Spy Who Came in from the Cold: Scotch Chocolate Mousse Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

The Spy Who Came in from the Cold: Scotch Chocolate Mousse Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

This isn’t just a slap in the face to the glamorized intrigue of the spy world; it’s a punch in the gut, a leveling one that bends you over and leaves you groaning. An unflinching portrait of moral compromise that slowly eats away at a man’s soul, whether he is on the right side or not.

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Pride and Prejudice: Seed Cake Drenched in Cognac Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

Pride and Prejudice, easily the best film of 2005, is the way love ought to be, the way it was destined and designed in our hearts. Built on the solid underpinnings of character, goodness, and honor, its fruition is evermore so sweet because it is so long denied.

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The Peanut Butter Falcon: Very Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

The Peanut Butter Falcon: Very Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

It doesn’t get any better than this! Two β€œbandits” on the run battling officious bureaucrats, murderous thugs, an armed blind man, and a past that haunts each of them. An excellent ensemble cast keeps it heartfelt without being hackneyed, as they remind us how much we have to fight to keep dreams alive.

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Captain Phillips: Sweet Somali Cake Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯1/2

On rare occasions in film as in life, everything comes together to create near perfection. Because it does not try too hard to please us with Hollywood's standard visual and verbal excess, that's exactly what happens in this retelling of the 2009 hijacking of a U.S. container ship off the Somali coast.

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Jennifer Eight: Persimmon Cheesecake Recipe πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯1/2

Feast on a filet mignon mystery that will pique your intellect and send a shiver up your spine. While the underpinnings of the film are ghastly in themselves – a serial killer has just finished off his eighth victim – the horror does not slap you in the face. Instead it nibbles around the edges of the screen like a malevolent shadow with a hunger that will not die.

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